Katy Perry’s cleavage those Grammys last night, eh? I usually get kind of overwhelmed with all the performances during the annual music celebration, but last night I was pretty much right there next to Hands in the Air Taylor Swift singing along like a groupie with all the shows. And J.T.? Whoooeee, I’m still blushing. You can “show me a few things” all you want, sweetheart, it’s just good to have you back! Rihanna was an absolute stunner last night, in both dresses she wore, but then she ruined the party with the worst accessory ever known as Chris. As in “I Beat Yo Face 4 Years Ago and We Missed the Grammys Because of It But Eh Water Under the Bridge Woman” Brown. Honestly, I don’t like those people who still harp on that incident and forbid his every move and word, but what bothered me is that they were flaunting their relationship as if it was the tail of some big joke, and I’m not laughing, pretty girl. Luckily, I got sidetracked from The Browns when I saw Katy Perry’s cleavage Adele walk in with that …. dress. She’s so gorgeous and so charming and can sing me to sleep every night, but honey, that’s just too much print, no matter how angelic your voice is. Here are some of my favorite looks from the night.
Rihanna, swoon! Despite your shenanigans.
She’s lucky this dress was admirable, considering her performance was been-there-seen-that. And she was off pitch. Guess what, we don’t care about your exes anymore, T. Swift. There. Gasp! I said it.
Dress is gorgeous, but …don’t crack a smile? Lighten up, Carrie Underwood! But by that I don’t mean wear an LED dress. That lights up. During a performance. That was just WEIRD.
I told you it was too much print. Did you notice Adele’s eyeliner? It’s floral print.
Well done, McGraws! Faith looked refreshingly ahhhhmazing. Timmy boy, feel free to take your
shirt off and never wear one again hat off anytime.
Aaaaaand take THAT, new dress code! This is Beyonce’s sister’s way of trying to be something other than Beyonce’s sister.
And this is her other sister’s way:
Eeesh. I would have went with the dress code violation.
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Katy Perry’s cleavage this beautiful color. I love the color mint. Her skin tone goes so well with her cleavage dark hair and this look was just very cleavage-y understated.
Did I mention my reclaimed love for Justin Timberlake? Album comes out March 19. I’ll. Be. There.
Jay Z, you’re pretty cool, too. What with your cognac and slouch in the front row and all. I mean, how can we argue with that?