Yup, this pretty much sums up last night’s “Liz & Dick.” Such. A. Painful. Mess. Seriously, what a disgrace to allow Lindsay Lohan even so much as a glance at this “script,” let alone a part. (Ok, so the script was a disgrace, too, but still. LiLo is worse.) Did she know ANYthing about Liz Taylor to prepare for this role? This was just debauchery, like one big fat SNL skit (do I laugh at this? Should I take this seriously?), complete with freckles (what, no makeup team?), a wasted raspy voice, ummm bruises (?), eye rolls and the worst reading of lines EV. ER. And the whole Mr.-and-Mrs.-Smith-looking scenes on a black backdrop? You’ve got to be kidding. I truly don’t think I’ll ever look at acting the same again. There, I said it. If you liked the show, I’m sorry to disagree with you. You’ll have to let me know which station you were tuned into, because clearly we were on different planets.

Yup, this pretty much sums up last night’s “Liz & Dick.”

Such.

A.

Painful.

Mess.

Seriously, what a disgrace to allow Lindsay Lohan even so much as a glance at this “script,” let alone a part. (Ok, so the script was a disgrace, too, but still. LiLo is worse.) Did she know ANYthing about Liz Taylor to prepare for this role? This was just debauchery, like one big fat SNL skit (do I laugh at this? Should I take this seriously?), complete with freckles (what, no makeup team?), a wasted raspy voice, ummm bruises (?), eye rolls and the worst reading of lines EV. ER. And the whole Mr.-and-Mrs.-Smith-looking scenes on a black backdrop? You’ve got to be kidding. I truly don’t think I’ll ever look at acting the same again.

There, I said it. If you liked the show, I’m sorry to disagree with you. You’ll have to let me know which station you were tuned into, because clearly we were on different planets.

(Source: hauntedclitoris, via thenickkontz)